9/9/2023 0 Comments Joke for middle schoolers![]() ![]() What’s a swimmer’s favorite math? Dive-ision.What’s the best tool for math? Multipliers.Have you ever noticed what’s odd? Every other whole number.What geometric shape removes spells and curses? A hexagon.Why didn’t the quarter jump off a bridge with the dime? It had more cents.What did the math teacher say when his parrot escaped? “Polygon.”.Where did the geometry teacher go on vacation? Who knows? All I know is that she’s polygon.Why can’t you trust a math teacher? They’re always calculating.A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes.What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!.Why did the kid always wear glasses during math class? They improve di-vision.Why did the triangle make the basketball team? It always made three-pointers.After a sheepdog chased all the sheep into the pen, he told the farmer, “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” the farmer replied.Teacher: “Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?” Student: “You told me not to use tables.”.Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? She’d stop at nothing to avoid them.What do you call a tea kettle whistling on the top of a mountain? A high-pot-in-use.Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where it’s always 90 degrees. ![]()
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